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kavanaugh

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018
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by that preddy mf November 24, 2021
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Karansing

The act of viciously crunching ones genitals.
He is karansing my genitals!
by Karanser February 2, 2022
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kavanaugh

cold beer, consumed rapidly
Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
by Political Operative October 6, 2018
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kavanaugh cryin

To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.
Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!
by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018
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Kavinsky

A Paris-based electronica artist best known for his song "Testarossa Autodrive".
-I went to the Kavinsky concert and splooged on the girl in front of me on accident.

-Satan heard Kavinsky and pissed his tight red pants.
by Luke Kyle November 24, 2007
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Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care
Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.
by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018
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