kalani maxey

she is a teachers pet. shes a bitch and a know it all. dont be a kalani.

Dang Kalani maxey is such a teachers pet.

by EdithPerez101 May 13, 2018

send kalani after you

An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.

"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic

by Send Kah-Lahn-e after you February 20, 2017

Kalani

In the Seminole language, the name Kalani translates as light haired, rather, one whose hair is not black. Written in Seminole, it is Kvlane and pronounced kuhlahnee.

Kalani broken down in Seminole: ka, more accurately kv (kuh), means head. Lani, more accurately lane (lahnee) means white or light color

by Saleegee April 5, 2015

Kalani

Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.

'That bitch is a total Kalani!'

by Morgan Thompson July 11, 2006

Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

Kalani King

A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.

Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?

Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!

by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019

Kalani te ohaere

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019