DJ khaled

Fat fuck

My penis is dj khaled size

by Fore skin fruit roll up March 16, 2019

Kahle

Loyal, good-looking, and friendly male who devotes his time to family and friends. Also has an amazing and never-ending penis.

"I wonder who is going home with that Kahle over there."

by besh besh February 6, 2010

kahlea

unattainable beauty. to be rad and bootylicious. desirable, envied

Man, she's so... hot, but it's a total kahlea.
Antonym: Unwanted, Possesed
Synonym: opportunity, available, achievable beauty

Common Mispellings-Kylea, Kahlua

by Ky Adams January 26, 2008

khaleya

The best of all those in existance. Pure light being.

Khaleya; a flower that was cut short on its blossoming.

by bffffff December 2, 2013

DJ Khaled

The goofiest motherfucker ever and is the biggest disgrace to the Palestinian community. Therefore we are passing him off to the israelis

DJ Khaled is my favorite palestinian celeb! bro stfu we don't claim him.

by khara in my teez September 5, 2022

DJ Khaled

A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.

Or...

Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.

Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!

Guy 2:

by LivingHell1! May 7, 2020

Khalem

When you fall trying to 50-50 a ledge, rail, hubba, etc.

How did you khalem on that little rail?

by JT Mizzle November 8, 2009