Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

marshmellow kabob

When a man slides large marshmellows over his cock for another person to eat. Can be one marshmellow or how many can fit.

Ryan: Hey amanda i made you a marshmellow kabob!

Amanda: Yum.

Ryan: make sure you get all the sticky residue afterwards, last time the sugar made my cock stick to my boxers.

by Discordia Foxwater December 24, 2011

Slut-Kabob

When your dick is long enough to go through 1 or more sluts and 2 or more sluts are on it.

Jonah’s Slut-Kabob was crazy at the party last night !

by Slut-Kabober May 29, 2018

Shit Kabob

When you take a shit and put in on a stick then freeze it so that you can later consume it.

Hey man, pass me another shit kabob!

by KALYNALTNEL May 7, 2018

Cunt Kabob

A woman/bitch who is very skinny who you believe is a cunt.

That girl is a Cunt Kabob.

by Raked January 10, 2008

sheesh kabob

Similar to geeze, an exclamation that expresses frustration when someone is overreacting, but it has many more uses. A mixture of "sheesh" and "shish kabob."

Sheesh kabob! You don't have to be such a bitch about it!

by KatiaIvaII August 2, 2011

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016