Theory of Constant Kabazie

A person that is annoying 85% of the time and the other 15% youre already so pissed off it doesnt matter

You can use the theory of constant kabazie to determine which of your friends is like that.

by HAIRLESS YETI January 11, 2016

Kabbalah

A big book of nonsense made up by Pagan hippie scum!!

( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!!

by it's bullshit - just like Scientology ^___^ March 23, 2005

Kabbalah

The most highly respected part of ancient Jewish mysticism created by Rabbis during Medieval times, revolving highly around encrypted meanings hidden within the Torah and deeper forms of meditation (Read Sefer Yetzirah).

Has absolutely nothing to do with either Madonna or Paris Hilton whatsoever, dammit!

To know Kabbalah is to become closer to God (your creator).

by Rebel Rabbi August 24, 2011

Kabbalah

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings

Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!

by John Burke April 13, 2004

Kabbalah

If you read it,you'll go insane and start Holocausting Jews!

Is there something wrong with God's actual words that would make you want to read this ludicrous tripe instead?

by oy April 6, 2005

Horizontal Kabbadi

A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.

"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"

"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"

by Thewhatnot February 6, 2010

Kabbalah

A Jewish form of mysticism, its sad that people like madonna screwed it up and now everyone hates it.

Thanks alot, Madonna, Kaballah, for making the Jews COOL. Yea, right.

by Gaia May 13, 2005