Kane

Just a fucking egg in the fridge chilling by some yogurts and brussel sprouts

Chavvy mum-“What you want for dinna love?”
Chavvy boy-“Ham, kane and cheps”
Chavvy girl-“Boiled kane on toast”

by nameofeggs August 20, 2019

Kane

A stupid little cunt who has no brain cells and likes to take peoples money while others run his little server.

Kane is Kai's Submissive

by A3PLBrandonMartin January 10, 2019

kaned

Originated about ma school.Used when a person uses superior verbal wit to stop someone 'dissin' them. Used afterwards by a third party

Oh my god, u got kaned!!! Go 'ome!!!

by Jay January 11, 2005

Kane

A really great citizen. Often smells good.

Kane is a really great citizen. Have you smelled him?

by Kane Levi November 17, 2008

kanes

A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.

"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"

by Horatio McDougall May 02, 2005

kane

Currently a big ugly guy who got his freak on with lita and is now about to get a baby

oh my god kane put your mask back on!!!!!!

by RET September 22, 2004

Kaned

To tell someone off with reckless abandoned

That chick was talking trash, but you Kaned her ass real quick.

by dball February 23, 2018