2 definitions by RET

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain
did you know jason has a machete
by RET September 22, 2004
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Currently a big ugly guy who got his freak on with lita and is now about to get a baby
oh my god kane put your mask back on!!!!!!
by RET September 22, 2004
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