Just a fucking egg in the fridge chilling by some yogurts and brussel sprouts
Chavvy mum-“What you want for dinna love?”
Chavvy boy-“Ham, kane and cheps”
Chavvy girl-“Boiled kane on toast”
Noncey fisherman that’s very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very clapped.
Roadman 1-“Bruv yo girl issa drew!”
Roadman 2-“Shup bruv ill smash your head in n make you look like drew fam”