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I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!
by I am cursed April 16, 2021
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...
by YEET SIS October 20, 2020
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i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back
i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020
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M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.
No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L
by milfknowers November 9, 2010
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T H I C C M I L K

Me: “I got some T H I C C M I L K”
Dani “noice
by codenamedoIphin November 17, 2020
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M.I.L.K.

Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.
Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!
by jew dash lee muda fukka November 24, 2007
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