K Fed

Pop culture's nickname for aspiring performer Kevin Federline, husband of Brittany Spears.

Yo dawg, catch the K Fed on MTV last night?

by Johnnners September 1, 2006

K fed

Healthy diet of Ketamine.

I've been K fed all my life and look at me now!

You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.

by negative.koncept December 19, 2008

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

K Fed'd

When a guy who is only famous from dating a celebrity, gets dumped and is no longer famous.

I wonder if Adam Lambert's boyfriend will be K Fed'd soon...his 15 minutes of fame are soon to be over!

by slutmuffins June 12, 2009

K-Fed That Ho

male version of gold digging to a whole new level. it's where you have sex with a girl... then take her money, house, cars, money, kids, etc. only a real professional can accomplish this.

Did you hear about the Federline/Spears Divorce, he K-Fed That Ho.

by RobIsTheBalls January 19, 2008

K-Fed-Ex

Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney

by merriamweb May 25, 2006