K fed

Healthy diet of Ketamine.

I've been K fed all my life and look at me now!

You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.

by negative.koncept December 11, 2008

K-Fed

The fucking man. Lyrical Genius. Plays bitches. These are a few of the many ways to describe K-Fed. Though many people view him of a white trash loser, they're just simply jealous of how amazingly awesome K-Fed truly is.

Hey did you hear about that guy who married Britney Spears, got her pregnant, and then took a ton of her money after the divorce?
Yeah, K-Fed is the fucking man.

by Jhall January 22, 2007

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott November 30, 2005

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott February 28, 2006

K-Fed That Ho

male version of gold digging to a whole new level. it's where you have sex with a girl... then take her money, house, cars, money, kids, etc. only a real professional can accomplish this.

Did you hear about the Federline/Spears Divorce, he K-Fed That Ho.

by RobIsTheBalls December 31, 2007

K-Fed-Ex

Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney

by merriamweb May 19, 2006

K-Fed-Ex

The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.

"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."

by y2kiki January 12, 2007