kiting 

When you are flying high as a kite.

I took so much vicodin I'm kiting right now.

kiting by Madison20691 September 10, 2007

Kiting 

kiting (v.) - sneaking off with a member of the female gender, usually in a public setting, to have a quickie; can occur in Port-a-Johns, behind large storage containers, on roofs of buildings, back alleys, closets, etc. This "meeting" usually has nothing to do at all with love and is a pure spur-of-the-moment decision that is 9 times out of 10 not discussed post-copulation.

ALSO: to kite (infinitive), kited (past tense)

Drake: "You hear what happened this mornin', man?"

Niko: "What's that?"

Drake: "John was totally kiting some fat chick in that outhouse when he thought no one was lookin'!"

Niko: "Whoa! He's gotta take peer jury more seriously, man."

Kiting by SportySport July 10, 2009

Konings 

Konings is a Dutch name with two common meanings:

1) Terrible at bocce ball

2) Drinks a lot of slurpees

That guy sitting at his desk is a Konings

Konings by Himan10 March 30, 2010

Kooting

The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal

John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!

Kooting by california9492 November 18, 2016

kiting 

smoking weed

"Betty and I went kiting last week; then we smashed in the back of my pickup!"

kiting by killa kron February 8, 2010

katingo 

a rotten fruit, that has a terrible odor

katingo by charles April 9, 2003

koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.

That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.

koning syndrome by Copa Cop June 25, 2010