jumpable

A word meaning "able to be jumped" that is used by morons that don't know how to use proper grammar.

I easily hurdled the jumpable hurdle at the track meet.

by Justin Kramer January 7, 2008

Jumpabonable

Being totally screwable

Wow! She is so jumpabonable!

by xx007xx November 17, 2009

jampande

The term "jampande" means having a four-some with chinese folk.

OMFG, GUESS WHAT?! I HAD A JAMPANDE TODAY :)

by mt--x April 12, 2010

jumpage

Somenone's request for an immediate response to their problem regardless of what else you've got on your plate. Clients, bosses, spouses, etc. all expect jumpage from time to time.

This client expects major jumpage on their pesky little problem!

by Mikee P March 27, 2008

pumpa jumpa

A fat person who farts and has no life. Always trying to kill themselves. A word me and me mates made up.
It basically means FAT FUCKER, FATTY BUM BUM, FAT FART and FAT SHIT.
This guy i know calls me fat when he cant fuckin talk, that big fat shit!

Fat Shit: Look its fatty!
Me: Shut up Pumpa Jumpa.
Fat Shit(eating chicken): Shut up or I'll belly bounce you.
Me: Aye fatty bum bum come and get a cupcake.
Fat Shit(running towards me): Where give them me now or i'll belly bounce ya!
Me: Move your head his arse is comin!!! Stupid fuckin pumpa jumpa!

by gypsyexterminator December 16, 2007

Jampagne

An alcoholic drink in which a shot of Jägermeister is dropped into a glass of champagne.

Add champagne, now its Jampagne!

by mayorbee June 15, 2010

Jewmpa Lumpa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature, (potentially just shorter then average) and Jewish decent(sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Lumpa, he can barely see over the podium.

by DiablodelSur October 28, 2017