Jumping Seal

A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.

" Cmon lets try doing the jumping seal. I heard it's great "

by Johnny Big Tits September 2, 2011

Circle Jumper

One who while in rotation of a blunt, jumps from one side of the smoking circle to the other in order to gain an extra "puff puff"

Yo dat circle jumpin nigga smoked all my chronic and i aint hardly get shit! Yo, dat shure is a Circle Jumper.

by E the DickMan November 1, 2010

Josh's Jumper

Josh's Jumper is the best jumper of them all. It is more than just a jumper. It gives the owner unlawful power in terms of bragging rights and comfortability. there is also a book dedicated to it.

Person 1: Quick guys we need to roll josh for his jumper
Crowd: YES, lets go get Josh's Jumper!!!

by King Kolamc September 13, 2020

girl jumping

That strange jumpy-thing that girls do when they're excited.

When she announced her engagement, all of her friends started screaming and girl jumping around her.

by minionofcthulhu September 10, 2005

Jumping to Conclusions

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Mung Jumper

The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.

My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.

by Doookie April 30, 2007

Horse Jumping

An adrenaline rush. Feeling the horse pushing off of the ground, the feeling of extreme power and freedom. Feeling like you are flying, leaving your worries behind you.

Horse jumping is the best, free-est, most powerful adrenaline rush you will ever have.

by blablablalkjdfjuehrgnsajfy4q3 December 29, 2010