Jumaane

A hot outgoing guy who you would be lucky to have. He has a big dick and heart melting body. he is very nice and is willing to do anything for his significant other. He will treat you right as ever. He is very loyal and is looking for marriage not just heartbreak after heartbreak. Usually goes for girls names that start with "E", "B", or "M". Very smexxy man. and is courageous. He is a very fun and traveling person and usually lives in places towards North or more toward "Colorado". He usually goes for dating his girl best friend he met online who is most likely hot and really loyal to him even though they live forever away from each other. They most likely have both been broken up with a couple times and have been broken to the point they really want each other and are looking forward to the future. {Jumaane} will wreck your life up in a good way and will be the best person you'll ever meet. He has been looking for the one even though he thought they all were the one but if he's reading this he has probably already found her.

Girl: is that {Jumaane}

Other Girl : yea
Girl : he is so hottt
Other Girl : well you ain't getting he is loyal to that Emma girl...
Girl : DAMMITT!!!!!!!

by THEONE$@)^( March 31, 2020

Jombathan

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022

Jumbah

A large fat man who wears a bright blue shirt. He works at Sydney Smith School, or at least pretends to, he actually eats the kids there.

Jumbah
CorpseBah
Mars Bar

by Adam Mason December 21, 2004

jumaimah

Jumaimah is a beautiful, courageous, artistic and an out going girl that loves her food if not then loves taking selfies or even playing games.

Jumaimah is the nicest girl.

by cmoncmoncmon November 23, 2016

Jambassador

An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.

Pam: You really should give up the Monster drinks and switch to something healthy, like Jamba Juice.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.

by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

Jamba piss

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.

Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.

by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012

Jambarino Sandwich

A sandwich that consists of nearly everything in your fridge, usually a college kids go to meal.

I took my pickles, ramen, cheese and leftovers, put them in some bread and had a jambarino sandwich...

by Mordecca September 24, 2018