the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings

Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...

by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009

jukaido

Pathetic Minecraft tryhard who's a huge nub

"Wow, that Jukaido guy sucks!"

by RemmieSheep June 7, 2020

Juke's Towers of Hell

roblox obby game where you can easily find some 3 year old babyraging on toast or something like that idk

"hey zLegitimate wanna play Juke's Towers of Hell?"
"yeh sure u wan beat that soul crushin?"

by HoneyStormy September 22, 2020

Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.

Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "

by Necropology May 31, 2012

Stop the Jukebox

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out

You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"

by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009

Jukka

Jukka is a very smart, loving and kind guy. He hurts when you hurt, and he never wants to see the people he loves/cares for be hurt, he somehow always finds a way to make them laugh... even if it embarrasses himself. He LOVES sports. And once he finds a girl that he really really likes, he will do anything to make her happy❤️

Jukka is amazing

by Gdjdksbfbfjxkdmd April 19, 2021

Juke Box Hero

1. a star whose songs grab a lotta coins in a jukebox so those specific songs are played.

2. of course, the term is also the title of a 1982 hit by the band Foreigner. It's from their epic hit album "4" (yes, that's the name of the album!).

1. whenever I was in Papa John's pizza joint with a girlfriend or solo, I'd often put in 50 cents to play "Astronomy Domine" by Pink Floyd. It sounds like some sort of "rock'n'roll Star Trek". In that respect, Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick are juke box heroes.

2. When I saw Foreigner live, the concert concluded with "Juke Box Hero" and just before the coda there would be a smoke bomb exploding with a thunderous boom on stage and emitting green smoke.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009