jerusha

a gorgeous female who often attracts many lovers (both single and taken) and breaks their hearts. cruel but beautiful. envied by many.

"I cant believe how much of a jerusha she is!"
"he left me for a jerusha!"
"i wish i was a jerusha"

by rawrr x3 November 12, 2008

new jeru

home of the most african american populated communities in newark, east orange, orange, irvington,camden,jersey city, asbury park. rich with black culture

im out in da bricks of new jeru

by big dic August 29, 2003

Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!

Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.

by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009

Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!

"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004

jam and Jerusalem

A reference to the common perception that Women’s Institute branches are little more than excuses to share preserves recipes and sing hymns.

-Sally, would you like to join our new women association?
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.

by AutumnLeaves April 27, 2007

juergen

Juergen is guys name for people who get drunk on the weekends and regrets it Sunday afternoon. Still they do it again next Saturday.

I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.

by FranzE February 2, 2010

jerumpkin shrapnel

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.

After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.

by Antler* February 29, 2008