JPEG Rape

The fuzziness and lack of quality a picture gets when it's saved in JPEG format.

Eww, that Counter-Strike screen shot got JPEG raped.

by Billy The Man January 9, 2009

Jenga Effect

Inertia or fear of taking any action to change the status quo because there's too much at risk, and not enough discomfort to execute an action.

A lot of people didn't vote because the jenga effect became too overwhelming to deal with.

by alexetism January 12, 2011

Jpegcognize

Recognizing someone in real life that you have never met in person, but you have seen pictures of online.

I jpegcognized his wife at the restaurant because I saw their wedding pictures on Facebook.

by paschasc February 12, 2009

Jenga Joke

The last remark spoken in a social situation that causes an awkward silence due to a breach of etiquette in a previously light-hearted situation of escalating banter.

Named after the game Jenga in which a tower of wooden blocks is created and each player carefully removes one wooden block, in turn, from the tower until one player removes the fatal block causing the collapse of the tower, and subsequently loses the game.

Person A: "Hey, I just got back from Disney World."
Person B: "What did you bring me?" (Joking, knowing the answer is nothing)
Person A: "I brought you back Mickey Mouse, but he died in my suitcase in the cargo hold so his body is a bit decomposed now." (Possibly pushing the limits of social etiquette in this situation)
Person B: "That's ok, hack off his ears and make a hat for me." (Pushing the limits even further)
Person A: "Are you sure you don't want a coin purse instead?" (Exceeding the limits of etiquette in this situation)
<awkward silence>
The last statement by Person A is the Jenga Joke.

by Numero7G November 5, 2011

Jengasshole

Someone who, during the game of Jenga (or strip Jenga if you're feeling adventurous), takes one of the bottom outside blocks very early on in the game.

Angelo why would you take the bottom block so early; you're such a jengasshole!

by SofieS March 8, 2015

JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.

by renabeth September 7, 2020

ohfuck.jpeg

the statement used when he or she has SERIOUSLY fucked up

Doctor:you have aids,sir
Me:ohfuck.jpeg

by ohfuck.jpeg August 3, 2016