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Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.
Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
by DJ Shawdi B September 8, 2008
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To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
by Yossarian8 May 12, 2004
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tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes
two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses
by louis October 25, 2004
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The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!

"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
by J.// September 30, 2007
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*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*
*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*
by Alanna January 28, 2004
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to take a long "stick" a put it in some one's face
by chunx November 16, 2005
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Raul was jousting in paul's computer.
by ITfag August 4, 2008
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