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clam jostling

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.
A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.
by garybaldi February 12, 2010
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knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!
by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018
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Josted

To get revenge on someone who doesn’t know you’ve been keeping score for their behaviors.
It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.

As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.

He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019
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jostle

To move through a crowd fondling the breasts, vagina and/or butt of any girl who is in the way.
"That man is so irked he is going to jostle half the women in SoHo!"
by Manji5 November 11, 2009
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Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
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JoStar Joke

A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners
JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*
by Aim For North August 22, 2022
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Jostled

When you jiggle your body parts on another person.
Emma really Jostled all over Riley last night
by Doggystyle876 June 4, 2017
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