Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

Jose Mourinho

He is Jose Mourinho

I am Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho

by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

jose

Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship

Jose is my best friend

by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015

No way Jose

No chance in hell

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!

by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014

Josalyn

Josalyn is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She’ll do anything for her friends and will love you forever

Damn, she must be a Josalyn

by Hlp_dancer January 22, 2018

Josabet

A smart and beautiful girl that will make you laugh everytime you are with her. She may look mean or serious but she's not, trust me. She will always make you laugh when she shows you memes or weird photos of her.

Bro Josabet is so short

by _ur.mom.is.with.me_ January 11, 2019

Stoweaway Jose

Jose Cuervo and Sailor Jerry in one drink, no mixer, no subsitutes.

Yo, will pounded the shit out of that stoweaway jose, what a man.

by grenerd February 8, 2009