Jorts

(noun) - a long or short pair of jean shorts for a man. Mostly worn with shorts and hightops.

by Matt Lennon July 30, 2003

Jorts

Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.

Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.

Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"

by jort hater May 15, 2006

Jorts

Shorts made of denim; jeans that are shorts

Brian: "Fun fact - Isabelle makes up 0.3% of the Animal Crossing population and 100% of the nut stains in my jorts"

Josh: "wtf Brian"

by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

Jort

Jort is a beautiful person from the inside and outside. The way he smiles makes you laugh, and forget every bad thing that is going on in the world. His way of looking at the world is like no other, he cherishes small things like they are the most important thing in the world. And let’s be honest, he is also incredibly good looking. His beauty is very classical, like a greek god or a statue. Everyone wants to know him, be with him, but only the good people will last.

Who is that Greek god she’s with?
- That is Jort.

Calm down! Be like Jort.

by Thenamegiverdeluxe147 November 21, 2021

Jort

A person that is named Jort is often seen as Handsome, Intelligent, Funny, Happy, Helpfull, Lovely, Thankfull and most of all an amazing gamer.

That guy is such a Jort!!

by FallenMonster June 6, 2018

Jort

Jorts are always attractive and are surrounded by a lot of hot girls while making loads of money.

I really want to be a Jort

by Pussyslayer030 November 21, 2021

Jort

Jort is the Netherlands term for "large photo gallery".

Hey you have small gallery, do you have anything jort?

Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?

Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.

Those pictures are way too jort!

by Ghettiguy September 5, 2011