by Matt Lennon July 30, 2003
Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.
Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
by jort hater May 04, 2006
Brian: "Fun fact - Isabelle makes up 0.3% of the Animal Crossing population and 100% of the nut stains in my jorts"
Josh: "wtf Brian"
Josh: "wtf Brian"
by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020
Jort is a beautiful person from the inside and outside. The way he smiles makes you laugh, and forget every bad thing that is going on in the world. His way of looking at the world is like no other, he cherishes small things like they are the most important thing in the world. And let’s be honest, he is also incredibly good looking. His beauty is very classical, like a greek god or a statue. Everyone wants to know him, be with him, but only the good people will last.
by Thenamegiverdeluxe147 November 21, 2021
A person that is named Jort is often seen as Handsome, Intelligent, Funny, Happy, Helpfull, Lovely, Thankfull and most of all an amazing gamer.
by FallenMonster June 06, 2018
by Pussyslayer030 November 21, 2021
Hey you have small gallery, do you have anything jort?
Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?
Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.
Those pictures are way too jort!
Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?
Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.
Those pictures are way too jort!
by Ghettiguy September 04, 2011