Jorking Off

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!
by JesterDeen January 14, 2024
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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits
i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits
by Mlum April 16, 2024
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sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'
by anonymous girrrl November 11, 2010
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Jork injection

When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina
Bro I want to get this ugly girl pregnant so badly so I pulled off the Jork injection
by Studje creators friend February 04, 2025
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Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging
My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork
by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023
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Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.
Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.
by Luckyjack May 04, 2021
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Jork

(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)

Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.

Meanings include:

To nut (physically or metaphorically)

A big, dumb win

A ridiculous idea that works

A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing

That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”

“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”

“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”

“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
by The Crim Jorks June 06, 2025
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