by JesterDeen January 14, 2024
i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits
by Mlum April 16, 2024
sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
by anonymous girrrl November 11, 2010
When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina
by Studje creators friend February 04, 2025
My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork
by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023
by Luckyjack May 04, 2021
(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
by The Crim Jorks June 06, 2025