When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.
"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."
by Lil Jork March 7, 2025
Get the Chinese Jork Torture mug.Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
by JD_Master March 21, 2025
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