Jope

The Jewish Pope. He is locked in the basement of The Vatican. Catholics follow the Pope and Jews follow the Jope.

Hershel-Dude, did you hear what the Jope said about lox and bagels on the Shabbas?
Ezra-No, Bro, what?
Hershel- He said dont put your shmuck in the hole!
Ezra-Fuckin meshugener

by Jonny Kaos July 7, 2007

jpeg

1. A peg shaped like the letter J.
2. An image type that condences and fuzzes up each time it is saved.

<Komover:> Curse you, magic beans!
<Lomover:> It wasn't teh beans! It was teh JPEG!

by B-Drac August 10, 2003

Jpeg

To be pegged by a Japanese woman

Do I look like I know what a JPeg is? I just want a picture of a god dang hotdog!

by KernalIndelTheBull April 7, 2020

Jope

Jope means Jump Off Planet Earth

She decided to stick around and not Jope.

by ShaktiOmShakti July 30, 2016

jpeging

To turn a file into a .jpeg file is jpeging

"Our teacher told us to start jpeging our photoshop files before uploading them"

by ohmygodnousernames May 1, 2014

Jopett

A type of ventriloquist that pretends things are there, when they aren't.

Guy1: so, what do you do for a living?

Guy2: im a jopett.

by toastisanidiot July 18, 2017

Joega

Getting hammered drunk around little children at your christian conservative bosses christmas party, doing gymnastics into the christmas tree while barefoot, spilling homemade wine everywhere, swearing like a sailor and making everyone uncomfortable

He went full joega at the party; and now the kids no longer beleieve in santa clause

by [e-mail] April 18, 2019