Jooperise

When you spray aftershave into someone’s mouth, nose and eyes. Then tape them all shut so the spray can soak into the blood, leading to fatality.

Joe: “yo dad, I jooperised Nathaniel yesterday, he died...”

To get jooperised

I jooperised him

To jooperise

by PRODBYMYSTIC May 16, 2021

Jooder Conch

Something that smells extremely bad.

Hailey smells like Jooder Conch.

by TongDong October 7, 2021

Jonjer

someone very racist

Jonjer is very racist

by jose pedro caroca November 24, 2021

jooger

a dumbass but a loveable one that can do no wrong

"lmao look at timmy being a lil jooger"

by StefanoVed April 2, 2023

Joofershnoofer

A goofy little man.

He is definitely Joofershnoofer

by Definitely 100% Correct August 29, 2023

Jooter

(Canadian colloquial term )

• a shard of glass lodged in an animal; typically a raccoon’s anus

• a pain in the ass ; nuisance , bothersome

Laura : I was just ordering a double frappe latte mocha with three pumps of sugar free glucose syrup but upside down , and that Canadian guy just called me a JOOTER!

Jon: what does that mean

Eric: it means a shard of glass up a raccoon’s butt in the land of the meese, or moose or mooses idk

by Saleh Attar July 30, 2024

Joomer

A zoomer/Gen Alpha kid who worships Jooish content farm YouTube Kids trends or other Jooish dumb crap.

I was over at my sister's house, and I saw my nephew watching Huggy Wuggy on the iPad. He is such a joomer. Also Huggy Wuggy and all other mascot horrors and YouTube Kids content farms as a whole are Jooish backed.

How do you know they are Jooish?

Because Joos are secretly making the Elsagate content.

by doodeet3 November 8, 2023