Johanie

She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).

Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.

by Wannah August 17, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).

"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"

by Justmeig August 19, 2021

Johan

Johan

Johan

by Oh_Kae? February 4, 2021

johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

by 1234supp June 12, 2013

Karl jóhan thomsen

Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.

my nose is blue
my nose is Karl jóhan thomsen

by kaylacranny May 22, 2019

JoeHawk

A hairstyle popularized by Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Somewhat like a mohawk but not as drastic.

only joe jonas can pull off the joehawk

by lilfiftyfour August 14, 2007

johanna

This name can be spelled many different ways but it means: (God is gracious).
It can be spelled 'Johana', 'Joanna', or 'Joana'

Nicknames for this name:

Joey, Jo, Jo-Jo, Annie, Hanna, Joanne, Anna, Jody, Jodi, Ana, Ona

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.

You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.

" Johanna is very fun and optimistic!"

by Joey_ Rocks April 13, 2016