jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

jonline

Going online while using the john

Steph: "hey Tom, where you headed with your laptop?"
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".

by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008

Kim Jongin

Definition of perfection, versatility, charisma, standard! The Kim Jongin aka KAI; "K" in Kpop stands for "KAI".

Kim Jongin is the main dancer of one of World's largest boyband EXO.

by exol.bbh.0605_ November 28, 2021

Kim Jongin

God but also Satan.

kim jongin you better stop
(y’all know what i mean about him being god and satan fam)

by kimisalegend May 23, 2018

jonginsexual

Jonginsexual means a person only attached to jongin from kpop group called exo. also known as kaisexual
Jongin is the dancing machine of exo. The dancing god and definition of human perfectionist. He is also know by the name panty oppa.

He: do you like the person there, he seems hot!
She: sorry, I am jonginsexual.

by Eri0488 January 3, 2021

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021