joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.

Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.

by Tj moran May 09, 2005

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Joner

A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"

Man Joe Rogan is so badass that I can not even get up because i have such a raging Joner.

by jimblejack January 04, 2009

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Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog May 24, 2011

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Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox December 01, 2009

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Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)

1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)

by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 05, 2009

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