Jonah is a special person. He’ll make you laugh even when he’s in the lowest place he can be, he will always give you a second chance, and he’ll make sure that the happiness you feel is pure and true. That is because Jonah is pure, and he deserves the world, but will never believe he does. He’ll just try and make the world better to make other’s lives worth it.
by Aggrie100g January 09, 2018
Jonah is the type of kid who's not afraid to say what's on his mind. In a way this is a good thing because it gets rid of the fake friends that don't know how to put up with his shit. 70% of what comes out of his mouth is stupid, 10% is perverted , 10% is about the illuminati, 5% is embarrassing himself unintentionally, and the last 5% is actually smart. Jonah kinda doesn't have a verbal filter (which is not a bad thing) but he needs to work on knowing the boundaries. Talking about boundaries, Jonah is obsessed with geography and is not afraid to show it. Overall, Jonah is a pretty odd kid, but we do need more Jonahs. If you find one, keep them as a pet :)
Person 1: What is that kid doing?! It actually seems like he's trying to get the prettiest girl in the grade to hate him.
Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself
Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself
by jewish american princes March 11, 2015
Jonahs are the kind of people who will always be there for you, and would never leave your side. Even when they can rough days, always be there for a Jonah cause they will always be there for you. They can become one of your best friends, and if they do, keep them. They can always make you laugh, and even through they can be a little weird, its something you'll end up always loving.
by One of Jonah's Bestfriends January 28, 2018
by Jonahandthewhale September 02, 2019
a loving and caring boyfriend who will do anything for his girlfriend. he has brown to black color shifting hair and adorable brown eyes, he’s muscular and a sweetheart but tries not to show it unless your his friend or significant other
by alicia-rylie October 23, 2019
Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E
Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
by Rickypeepee May 10, 2019
Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
by WDW Limelight July 04, 2019