Jemima

The best friend of random people and especially people called Suzie. Also has a sick hairstyle and has sausage fingers. Sometimes is smart.

Jemima give me my phone back!
Jemima get out of that hole!

by Definitely not Suzie April 18, 2022

jemima swirl

1.) When an apple-bottomed African American woman (typically found in her natural habitat of Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn) urinates in spray-form over the entirety of a public restroom toilet seat, while hovering above said toilet seat and girating her hips in a clockwise or counter clockwise movement; also evidence has shown the use of a "booty clap" whilst mid spray. Sometimes used in combination with the Jemima swirl grip or the jemima swirl leg-lift.

2.) When a watermelon bottomed African American She-ress, righteously empties the entirety of her bladder in spray form (aka, the african mist) in an effort to mark her territory. This feat renders said toilet useless, and is frustrating for white people.

Hey, so I went to use the bathroom during that new movie Devil, but I couldn't use the toilet because some apple-bottomed bitch totally pulled a jemima swirl.

by theclintonhillcumquats September 27, 2010

jomama

Noun portion of response to any question you don't wish to answer. Usage often leads to follow-up questions and/or altercation.

Q: Yo, who jacked my spinners while I was inside gettin' my check cashed?

A: Jomama did.

R: Man, you tell me or I gonna f u up.

by MasterShakeNBake July 10, 2006

Jemima

Quirky, really, really QUIRKY!!

Person: “Hey did you see that girl Jemima”
Other Person: “Yeah she’s soooo quirky”

by Lyssa_999 December 13, 2020

jomama

your mother, the person that brought you into this world.

yo sup, how's jomama doin'?

by Mark Randall August 7, 2003

Jemima

An extremely attractive female with a sparkling personality and lovely laugh! Her smile is infectious and she's always the centre of attention, guys follow her around and everyone wants to be her friend. Jemimas have a great sense of style and an even better taste in music, they're also very photogenic. She'll tend to sleep all day and can be a distraction from work but a jemima is the best friend you'll ever have!

Wow jemima looks good :)

by paddleduck March 7, 2011

Aunt Jemima

a black woman who "kisses up" to whites; a "sellout"; the female counterpart to Uncle Tom.

Keisha: 'Quanda! Ever since you got that job you've been lettin those white people walk all over you!
LaQuanda: Whateva girlfriend, a girl gotta get paid, right?
Keisha: Aunt Jemima please, you aint foolin nobody. You's black!

by PCone November 14, 2009