Dude: wanna hear a joke
Woman: that was so rude why would u say that. That’s not funny I’m super offended and I’m going to Jaén a YouTube video about it
YouTuber: ok guys today were reacting to this feminist kicking over a baby because of a joke a some man said
Viewer: omg haha I’m going to comment a joke
Feminist: I’m so offended——-and this is the cycle
Woman: that was so rude why would u say that. That’s not funny I’m super offended and I’m going to Jaén a YouTube video about it
YouTuber: ok guys today were reacting to this feminist kicking over a baby because of a joke a some man said
Viewer: omg haha I’m going to comment a joke
Feminist: I’m so offended——-and this is the cycle
by Crust krabs January 26, 2019
A build-up plus a punch line.
Did you hear about the guy who had a suitcase full of bluebirds, bluethroats, European and American robins, nightingales, and veerys? He wound up in the doctor's office; he had quite a case of thrush.
by Korora December 3, 2003
a funny riddle someone says to another person or group of people. Usually funny if its a good joke. Used to entertain someone. Sometimes the people telling the joke are trying to impress the person who there telling it to. Some people dont take jokes the right way, and either not think its funny, or get mad at the person telling the joke because it may be a joke about a family/personal matter. amusing story/phrase with a punch.
whats the difference between a redneck getting divorced and a tornado? someones gunna lose a tractor! (funny joke)
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)
by anonomys3434 March 1, 2010
by wittyname January 17, 2010
Joke is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
by Kodiac_1 July 2, 2006
by Potpie Popeye November 28, 2010
guy #1: I was walking down the street the other day after me and her had a bunch of drinks and that joke fell over a trash can.
guy #2: Yeh Taylor sure doesnt know how to hold her liquor.
guy #2: Yeh Taylor sure doesnt know how to hold her liquor.
by Gonzo the Bird July 8, 2011