by angliv123 February 25, 2015
Get the jokemug. A build-up plus a punch line.
Did you hear about the guy who had a suitcase full of bluebirds, bluethroats, European and American robins, nightingales, and veerys? He wound up in the doctor's office; he had quite a case of thrush.
by Korora December 3, 2003
Get the jokemug. a funny riddle someone says to another person or group of people. Usually funny if its a good joke. Used to entertain someone. Sometimes the people telling the joke are trying to impress the person who there telling it to. Some people dont take jokes the right way, and either not think its funny, or get mad at the person telling the joke because it may be a joke about a family/personal matter. amusing story/phrase with a punch.
whats the difference between a redneck getting divorced and a tornado? someones gunna lose a tractor! (funny joke)
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)
by anonomys3434 March 2, 2010
Get the jokemug. by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the jokemug. Joke is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
by Kodiac_1 July 27, 2006
Get the jokemug. by Potpie Popeye November 30, 2010
Get the jokemug. guy #1: I was walking down the street the other day after me and her had a bunch of drinks and that joke fell over a trash can.
guy #2: Yeh Taylor sure doesnt know how to hold her liquor.
guy #2: Yeh Taylor sure doesnt know how to hold her liquor.
by Gonzo the Bird July 8, 2011
Get the jokemug.