joke

What does Wal-mart and Catholic priests have in common???

They both have little boys pants half off...

by JesJesss July 20, 2005

joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...

One was a salted...


:)

by JesSJessS July 20, 2005

joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

joke

1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure

1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003

joke

The WNBA. (Women's National Basketball League)

Holy crap. The WNBA. What a freakin' joke.

by rip12345 December 5, 2007

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by yes juanito yes January 15, 2015

joke

A joke defines a topic that people regard as funny, entertaining and makes them smile.

Warning ⚠️:
- When telling a joke make sure you do not insult the Islam.

Otherwise you will find yourself immediately at another place.

Reference:
- Islamic Rescue Mission of Charlie Hebdo

For example take this joke which is not the way to go when surrounded by Islamists:

What does a women wearing a burqa do with facetime?

She started an anomymous call.

by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018