Johnten

Johnny x Ten from NCT. THE NCT ship! It's holy and whenever they have a moment they hit hard

A: What's your favorite NCT ship?
B: I really like Johnten!

by tennessexjohnathan November 17, 2018

johnten

1. a slur

2. a normal friendship between 2 men but, some nctzen won’t accept that they are just friend

person 1: my favorite nct friendship is johnten! and you?

person 2: johnten aren’t friends, they’re dating🤣🤣

person 1: ...

by sexymfnamedxiaojun September 13, 2021

JOHNVERSATION

When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.

General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."

John "Well......"

*3 HOURS LATER*

John "...I think that about sums it up..."

Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."

by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010

Johnie

1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....

1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable

by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

Johnette

A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...

Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010

johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017

Johnell

A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)

Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!

by inevitableloser November 24, 2018