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after John Wayne

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.
The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.
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John Wayne's gun

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.
"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"
by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009
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that thang that killed john wayne

Hella fire marijuana. Frequently used by the one and only Snopp Dogg aka Your Host wit The Most aka Finding Nemo aka Nemo Hoes.
*hits blunt* mmm, mmm. It's that thang that killed John Wayne
by giulianul April 10, 2022
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John Wayne Gacy

Loved children more than he should have.
John Wayne Gacy dressed up as a clown to entertain children and something else...
by Gohn Jayne Wacy April 14, 2019
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John Wayne her

To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."

This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.
There are several reasons for this:

1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.

2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
by don't beat my meat May 17, 2013
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john wayne

refering to someone as an "arse-hole"

first used in an episode of the scottish comedy "chewin the fat"
that guy over there is a complete john wayne
by stephen o'h April 17, 2006
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John Wayne Booty

When a female has the most amazing of asses.... John Wayne was known as "The Duke" and John Wayne Booty is known as "The Dook".
Hey Rob, yeah Dan? Check out the John Wayne booty on that ho.... its the "DOOK". Hell Yes, I wish she'd shit on my chest.
by dcn October 14, 2009
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