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Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.
Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.
by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020
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Resolution Jogger

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow
Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
by NAAGP January 13, 2010
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Jogger Pants

Basically a pair of pants with the bottoms made like elastic.There are two types of jogger pants
Jeans:These are like regular pants but with elastic bottoms.Mostly worn khaki style by African Anerican males

Sweatpant:These are like a sweatshirt for your legs.The bottoms of these are exactly made how the cuffs of your sweatshirt are made.These i prefer more because they have dope designs and patterns and they remind me of those pants teens used to wear back in the Early 90s such as Fresh Prince or Saved by the Bell
"Bro did u see those sick tribal print sweatpants at rue21"

"Nah,those arent sweatpants theyre joggers, but im really diggin those jogger pants that have 90s Nickelodeon cartoons on it
by Broski400 February 15, 2015
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joggercock

bulge in crotch area attained by wearing tight fitting lower body clothing, such as spandex or "tighty whiteys"
I like wearing spandex to show off my joggercock to the ladies.
by Saffronic March 27, 2009
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Jogging Dolly

When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell her to run.

Hopefully you ate your Wheaties cause it could break off your dick.
Dude you wont believe this but see that cheerleader? ...No the big one. Yah, dude i gave her a Jogging Dolly. Thats why my dick is really sore. Plus i think she has the Herps dude!
by Nate G. Jacobs October 1, 2007
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joggins

American version: Joggins(noun) diarrhea.
Don't eat at that restaurant, last time I ate there, I had joggins all night.
by Rach December 18, 2004
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joggins

diarrhea, baby! used like the shits or the runs, or as a verb:
oh dear, I've got the joggins!

I just joggins'd all over the place!
by girlfriend of Rasheem December 18, 2004
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