The mother fucking piano man himself.
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Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
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A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
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Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.
Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.
Did Javier even listen to you when you said his sister put you on the spot asking you personal questions? No, he pulled a jealpaso.
Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.
I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.
Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.
I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.
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Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
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