jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Jockstrap

Underwear boys wear so their dick doesn’t move when playing sport

Dude, Braeden’s cock looks so small when he wears that jockstrap. Katie should bounce on my balls instead. My dick is huge. I want to fuck her so hard!

by Ash_1234 August 30, 2018

jockstrap

a alternative term for a Scotsman. A Scottish person, the generally have ginger hair or pubes, have an alcohol problem, have a very fatty diet, and speak and incomprehendable dialect

Shut up you fucking jockstrap bastard

by jockstrap74 March 15, 2011

Jockstrap

Endearing pet name for a wife or girlfriend who is very supportive and helpful.

#1: "Wow! You got my things ready for work! Thank you jockstrap!"
#2:"Where did I put that bill?... maybe jockstrap knows."

by #1 Jockstrap February 20, 2009

jockstrap

the device a man puts around his groin to protect it

shut up you gay ass mofo

by shut up February 28, 2003

Jockstrap

(n.) The female equivalent to the word douchebag.

A pompous, loud, arrogant female; lacking in any real substance or ability to communicate above a superficial level. Often found strapped to the arm of an athlete.

I went to a frat party last night, thrown by a bunch of douchebags. Of course, they invited all the jockstraps from the sorority house.

by M.H.D. December 24, 2008

jockstrap

a jock. you know one of thise stupid dudes that play football in high school and date whores... ughm i mean cheerleaders.

that jockstrap was trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend by calling the skin head a fag. big mistake. afterwards, the skin curb stompped him and killed him, then fucked his girfriend and killed her too.

by oifoundedoi September 5, 2005