When someone tries really hard to be like someone else that they admire or when someone will sweat another because they want to get with them.
by L.M.C. February 21, 2006
1. (n) (British slang) penis; erection
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
1. "My woman rides my jock all night."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
by Long Beach Thug March 27, 2003
A Jock is someone who is a male and fits at least three of the following:
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
A: After careful observations, I have determined that Nick is in fact a shit-faced jock.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
by flackaflamesobama June 19, 2011
a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework
by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006
by joe May 02, 2004
Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007
noun: Someone who takes the ideas of others; a poser.
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
by JaeHxC May 13, 2008