When someone tries really hard to be like someone else that they admire or when someone will sweat another because they want to get with them.
by L.M.C. April 9, 2006
Get the jockmug. 1. (n) (British slang) penis; erection
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
1. "My woman rides my jock all night."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
by Long Beach Thug March 27, 2003
Get the jockmug. A Jock is someone who is a male and fits at least three of the following:
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
1. Hits on slutty girls.
2. Drives a ricer.
3. Has a GPA of under 2.
4. Expects to be a professional athlete.
5. Enjoys group showers with male athletes.
6. Spends most of their time on the internet.
7. Ends up on the street asking for change.
8. Insults anyone inferior to him in popularity.
A: After careful observations, I have determined that Nick is in fact a shit-faced jock.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
B: Yeah, I was just going to say the same thing about Andy.
by flackaflamesobama June 18, 2011
Get the jockmug. a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework
by darkpixie666 January 21, 2006
Get the jockmug. by joe May 1, 2004
Get the jockmug. Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
by Dudeiedes January 11, 2007
Get the jockmug. noun: Someone who takes the ideas of others; a poser.
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.
(and the athlete, obviously)
by JaeHxC May 12, 2008
Get the jockmug.