A skinny, slightly squeaky-sounding girl. Very childish and has a huge temper. When you prove her wrong, she tears up about it and ignores you for a bit. The most unique thing about her is her hair. Somehow, it will never cease to amaze you.
"Wow! Look at Jocina'shair!"
"How does she even get it like that?"
"Ugh, Jocina's ignoring me again. Oh well."
"How does she even get it like that?"
"Ugh, Jocina's ignoring me again. Oh well."
by 13109mji July 7, 2016
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Get the jockass mug.jociana is an annoying girl who complains and always is just blah blah blaaahh, she has a loose pussy and small tities..she has a ugly boyfriend and she's paranoid about everthing.
jociana- 'did my BF txt you?'
her friend- 'nooo, why?'
jociana- 'oh. okay..'
her friend- 'why?'
jociana- 'he has'nt txted me.'
her friend- 'and i would have something to do with that?'
jociana- 'well, i did'nt know..
ecttttt .
her friend- 'nooo, why?'
jociana- 'oh. okay..'
her friend- 'why?'
jociana- 'he has'nt txted me.'
her friend- 'and i would have something to do with that?'
jociana- 'well, i did'nt know..
ecttttt .
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The term for the lighting designer of the Grateful Dead
The term for the lighting designer of the Grateful Dead
by Jockamo Feenahey October 28, 2006
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theotis says: look junebug got his tail beat that roach got jockafied
theotis says: look junebug got his tail beat that roach got jockafied
by sidekick2 August 26, 2009
Get the jockafied mug.Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"
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