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jociana is an annoying girl who complains and always is just blah blah blaaahh, she has a loose pussy and small tities..she has a ugly boyfriend and she's paranoid about everthing.
jociana- 'did my BF txt you?'
her friend- 'nooo, why?'
jociana- 'oh. okay..'
her friend- 'why?'
jociana- 'he has'nt txted me.'
her friend- 'and i would have something to do with that?'
jociana- 'well, i did'nt know..

ecttttt .
jociana by jetsonss<3 January 18, 2010
Words you can keep
They are a good person. They belong with almost anybody. They just make sense and are a overall good person they care about others feelings and love being around one main person
Joriana is the best friend ever
joriana by imgayforboobifina March 30, 2022
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You will fall in love with her almost immediately and will want to be with her everyday or you will lose your mind. She is extremely difficult to get with but it will most definitely be worth it in the end. Even if she breaks your heart you will feel honored. No matter how hard you try you will never forget about her once you meet her! She is a one of a kind uniquely beautiful amazing girl hence her name, there is only one Jaciana.
"Whoa dude is that an Angel over there?"
"No bro, that's Jaciana!"
Jaciana by eeffoc August 11, 2015
This is a girl who is sassy and smart, she is most likely to date boys who´s name starts with n. Her lucky number is 43. And shes curvy.
Is that Jocina.
Jocina by thesmartkid123843 May 4, 2020
Really really fine , has good sex, stands out vs other girls often is easy too love , can be annoying but in a good way , loves too play argue , nice body , caring , very funny , and can often flirt her way into love .
If you meet a joiana keep her she is the best friend / lover / daughter/ gf/ cousin
joiana by Taee_55 November 23, 2021
A girl who is beautiful and very kind, and is often taken for granted. She is very intelligent, and tends to stay out of drama. She does not open up very much to strangers, but once you get to know her you will find she is a pleasure to be around!
Jocianna is a chill person.
Jocianna by A_Random_User4124 March 18, 2022

Jochanan 

One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.
"Ah what is that bright light?"
"It must be a Jochanan"
Jochanan by Ex Man Yes March 4, 2021
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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