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Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
by JDZD January 26, 2022
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Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022
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Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
by BCTC March 1, 2021
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day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008
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Jobbism

Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions
All the kids believe in Jobbism
by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018
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Jobble

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!
by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011
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