jizzbeaner

someone who dyes their hair a lot, resembles an animal, makes bad puns, and most likely racist.

"That girl is definitely Jizzbeaner, look at her hair n' shit."

by Hugh Jass Inma Pants November 9, 2013

JizzBerry

The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.

I squeezed it too hard and jizzberry juice erupted all over my hand.

by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017

jizzbender

Staying locked in a room for 24 hours spanking it

Tommy was on a serious jizzbender... he hasn't left his room ALL weekend!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

Jizzard

A Klu Klux Klan member who enjoys masturbation.

Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.

by Bobojizz October 2, 2018

Jizzbirding

The art of masturbating and then climaxing in the air while participating in an extreme sport (ex. hang-gliding, skydiving, parasailing, surfing, skateboarding, etc.)

Announcer: aaaand Contestant #3 makes the final tur... aaaand he’s jizzbirding right into the crowd in celebration! What a finish!

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Jizzard

When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every

Yo dude I caused a jizzard

by Liam power April 22, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020