jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014