Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

by Dr. Penfield May 4, 2009

Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant

I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!

by Doseph April 19, 2011

jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

by pantswetter November 23, 2010

jizzed up

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

Jizzed

Being drunk and intoxicated.

I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.

by Gregory K October 5, 2007

Jizzed

The state of being excited, ecstatic.

I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.

by steen May 13, 2005

jetzed

to be what is considered "too" high.

"dude, did you see karla at that thrash show?... she was so fuckin' jetzed." ... "i know, huh"

by Derek Turnhouse June 26, 2006