Jello Plan

The plan to which one subscribes when choosing the Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Faith. On this plan you have many children and eat more jello than the average person.

Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.

by TwoLeftShoes September 6, 2011

Jillard

A guy who is such a potato. Smart which can light a light bulb, but overweight.

My friend is such a Jillard.

by brokendreamsandbacon January 30, 2017

Jello Biafra

The lead singer of the bay area punk band, The Dead Kennedys, who's material included some of the most groundbreaking and intelligent music I have ever heard. This is because of Jello Biafra. That man is politically and intellectually informed. And funny while at it. Although the Dead Kennedys were during the Reagan era, his views still speak strong today, and today he works actively for change. Go research the guy, he OWNS YOU.

Jello Biafra for president...2012!!!!!!
(So I can vote for him then :)

by stray November 17, 2004

Jill Hudson

Big nonce, spits on children, stop morgz mum

Sub2willne

Someone: who’s that nonce over there spitting on that kid ? Should we do something?

Another person: oh that’s Jill Hudson ( morgz’s mum ) and yeah we should say something!!!

Someone: like what?

Another person: SUB 2 WILLNE!!! AND STOP JILL HUDSON !!!

by Rain Katie December 6, 2019

Jellowear

The sticky jello attached to one's body after a heavy match of drunken jello wrestling.

Whoa! Did you see Jen's jellowear? That girl needs a shower!

by ellehcim1007 September 14, 2010

jello jiggler

A person who takes pride in having sexual relations with a person whose fat rolls jiggle like jello during sex, walking, or any other physical activity.

Ryan: "Watch me make that jello jiggle"

Dan: "Oh my god that's fucking disgusting"

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"Yo man, tonight I'm going to hit that bulging beast and make her jello jiggle"

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"That dude is such a jello jiggler - he just loves to bang fat bitches and feel their fat jiggle against his body"

by anonymous1001 March 27, 2008

Jill sandwich

Notorious quote from the original Resident Evil for PlayStation where Barry Burton provides his STARS partner Jill Valentine with some comic shortly after being rescued from a crushing death. Also see wordmaster of unlocking/word.

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."

by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003