Jholar

jholar is someone who is pro at turning the things according to how he wants by shortcuts , sometimes by lying. changing things.

its nt alwys a bad thing

are kya baap jholar hai re tu

Jholar by voldemort88 September 13, 2012

Rowing With Joel 

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.

'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'

Rowing With Joel by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008

Joel Kanitz 

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.

Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.

Joel Kanitz by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011

Billy Joel 

The mother fucking piano man himself.

Damn, Billy Joel is fucking amazing. His music is the shit.

Billy Joel by KayEeePee February 2, 2008

Joeled 

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

Joeled by andergriff January 1, 2015

Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.

Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman

Joel Heyman by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!

You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker

joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017