Crown Jewels

UK slang for a man’s testicles

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.

by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

family jewels

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

by x January 22, 2003

Jewls

A person who you can trust and know they will be there for you through thick and thin.

Jewls is my mom. But not only that she is my best friend. And I am thankful I met you

by Ps. Ily May 21, 2016

jerulsahlah

A amazing strong willed girl, exceptionally beautiful and sporty, she isn't afraid to stick up for herself and you are lucky to be friends with her

jerulsahlah is amazing and kind

by Urbandictinary.com February 7, 2014

Jewlusional

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.

you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.

by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021