Jesus Damn't

A Curse word expressing the Lord's name in vain that progressively has replaced the phrase, "God Damn't".

We were robbed? Jesus Damn't!

by Liam Thomas July 5, 2007

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Jesus Dick

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.

The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.

by MC Plan B September 6, 2007

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Jesus Dick • Jesus'd • Jesus Dan • Jesus Duck • Jesus Damn't • Jesus dandruff • Jesus Desade • jesus devil • jesus did it • jesus didn't take the wheel

jesus dyke

A swear word similar to jesus christ when used as an exclamation.

jesus dyke, that PBR is cheap!

jesus dyke! i'd love to snuggle up to those tits tonight!

by CruJones February 24, 2006

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jesus diet

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

by Brian Campbel February 14, 2008

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the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second

woh, nice Jesus dive

by djob9601 August 16, 2015

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