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jessintha

That one girl, who talks to every boy in the class, where everyone thinks she likes them, but she is just too cute and innocent and doesnt realise what she might be doing.
Dude, I can't imagine having the confidence to talk to everyone just like how jessintha does!
by mavrickk July 4, 2023
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jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.
Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!
by metriodz March 13, 2011
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jesting

(verb) the act of literary men and women reading and discussing "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
Man: How goes the jesting?
Woman: Jesting continues at good speed. Home stretch here.
by ocuppy_urban May 15, 2012
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Jesusing

a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.
Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!
by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 26, 2010
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Jesusing

When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs
me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!
by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015
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Jessine

A creature that is mixed between a 'Jessica' and a 'Justine'. She's a bitch and likes fucking your boyfriend. Rappers write songs about her. She fucks everything with a beating heart and likes to eat cheerios in bed. She has firey red hair and the carpet matches the drapes. ;)
You're just jealous because Jessine is fucking your boyfriend and he likes it!
by Jessine Smoore June 11, 2011
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Jesusing

the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot
JESUSING. kind of like planking only alot cooler
by thyisnothorses July 19, 2011
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