Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!

Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid

by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

jessica lynn

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!

John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica

by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014

Jessicate

To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.

Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?

by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008

Jessica Rabbit

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.

"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"

by That.. umm... person... over there... May 13, 2005

Jessica Biel

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.

Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.

by Adrian August 31, 2007

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005